Objects
Objects of Obsession: 10 Things You’ll Find in a Proper HausMoto Space (That You Probably Didn’t Know You Needed)
There’s a peculiar kind of honesty in a garage. It’s where objects outlive their purpose, where dreams idle under cotton covers, and where men and women go not to escape, but to become. HausMoto doesn’t sell products it curates altars. And every altar needs its relics. Here, then, are ten we’ve enshrined with reverence, irreverence, and a bit of 3-in-1 oil.
1. The Floor That Doesn’t Judge You
Epoxy? Polished concrete? Swiss modular tiles that cost more than your first car? The floor is the foundation, literally and emotionally. It knows if you park straight. It remembers oil stains. It demands better.
2. The Vintage Wall Clock That Doesn’t Work
You could check your phone. But this mid-century piece, imported from a German train station and now permanently stuck at 3:27, feels more precise.
3. A Vacuum That Looks Like a NASA Prototype
You’re not just removing dust. You’re reclaiming space. Bonus if it’s wall-mounted, matte black, and makes a noise that causes quiet panic in dogs.
4. The Espresso Setup Worthy of a Milanese Racing Team
One grouphead. Industrial steam wand. Tamper machined from billet aluminum. The crema isn’t just good it’s a moment.
5. The Light Switch You’ll Want to Photograph
Stainless. Oversized. Clicks like a Leica shutter. People don’t just turn it off they whisper “goodnight” to it.
6. The Weekend Car That Only Leaves on Sundays
It’s polished more than it’s driven. The tires are newer than your niece. And yet, every glance toward it whispers: you’ve made it. It doesn’t have to move its presence does the work.
7. A Scent You Can’t Describe But Will Spend $180 On
Is it cedar? Jet fuel? Regret? Doesn’t matter. It lingers. It haunts.
8. A Single Tool You Don’t Know How to Use
It’s made in Sweden. It adjusts something. It says something mostly about you.
9. A Speaker That Costs More Than Your Fridge
It only plays vinyl rips of Japanese jazz-funk from 1983. But God, it sounds alive.
10. A Mirror So Perfect It Reflects Back a More Disciplined You
It’s beveled. It’s bold. It’s there to remind you of who you swore you’d be on Monday.
